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No matter how kind your child is, German children are kinder.I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanish in your sleep. During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish.
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me £85. That’s why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
If I had a pound for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.