He who post's last wins....

[A.J.]

I don't expect it to be me as I've posted first

[Mel]

You could be the first and last AJ

[A.J.]

No, you were the last and you may well live a lot longer than me

[Mel]

You mustn't give up yet, there is still a chance you might be the last...you've just got to be positive

[A.J.]

Well you were the last but not now

[Mel]

I don't want to be last AJ, but if I do happen to win I am not going to accept the prize money

[A.J.]

Your not the last anyway Mel You know I blatantly pinched this thread from the Mercedes Benz Owners club of which I am a member. It is so popular on there and draws a lot of funny posts. perhaps it is not suited to 'My Lowestoft'

[Mel]

I don't mind using stolen threads AJ; I once bought a pair of Wranglers from a man in a pub and found out they had fallen off the back of a lorry!! This topic may not be suited for 'My Lowestoft'...but remember there is only half a dozen of us, so at least 30% of us are using it

[morty1753]

Maybe I will pop my head in here.

[A.J.]

Hi morty, will you win ? we'll see

[boatbuilder]

Of course I could always determine the winner....

....by locking the topic.

[Mel]

If the topic was locked how will the winner collect their prize? But I am sure it will not come to that. One question though: How long do you have to have the last post before the prize is presented? There is no need for anyone to answer this question

[morty1753]

One question though: How long do you have to have the last post before the prize is presented? There is no need for anyone to answer this question

I guess you will have to be last forever.

Maybe the topic should be "He who dies last wins...."

[A.J.]

Who mentioned a prize ??

[boatbuilder]

The word 'wins' indicates a prize is on offer.